The Department of Defense has been ordered to fight seafood fraud. All this while Baghdad is under threat.
AMA declares gender is “imaginary.”
The dog ate my homework. Translation: All those emails you wanted, Congress? Well, my hard drive crashed and I specifically lost all of those, and now the computer has been thrown away too.
Redskins, your name is hurtful to those of us who are sensitive. I (the government) am taking your property away.
Er.Um. I got that Benghazi ringleader you all were worried about….finally.
Our Secretary of State: I wonder if Iraq is aware of how bad global warming is….
The world is going mad.
And the beat goes on. La-di-da-di-di.
We better say our prayers.